Ye Gods! - About

	Lora Artisan-Craft A nervous, anxious individual, Lora likes nothing better than serenity, iced tea, and relaxing at home. Sadly, her employers at Overdose Games feel otherwise, subjecting her to an endless stream of life-threatening situations to adapt in their popular "Grave Robber" video game franchise. Existing halfway between the video game world and the real world, Lora is somewhat death-prone, but a massive backlog of extra lives keeps her bouncing back for more. Although British nobility by birth, Lora was raised by a family of American armadillos, giving her a thick Texas drawl which remains strong even after moving into her ancestral home, Artisan Manor, in Generic, England.
	Anubis Former King of the Underworld, God of the Dead, Judge of Souls, Lord of the Grave, Chief Executive Entrail Scrubber...Anubis has many titles. Lurking behind his carefully-crafted veneer of mystery, though, is a disgruntled office worker in desperate need of a vacation. Eons ago he suffered a severe demotion when his underworld domain (and with it the universe's most comfortable chair) was transferred to the jurisdiction of Osiris, a decision which still stings his sizable ego. Fond of playing mind games with the mortals who await their final judgment at his scales, he often unnerves them with atmospheric lighting and melodramatic ceremonial speaking. The least social of the gods, Anubis takes especial pains to avoid Sekhmet.
	Sekhmet A fearsome warrior goddess, Sekhmet was originally unleashed upon the world to quell a rebellion against the gods. Unfortunately, Sekhmet decided to interpret "quell the rebellion" as "set anything that moves on fire and then set the ashes on fire again." Faced with the imminent destruction of the world, Ra hastily concocted a plan to trick his over-zealous servant into consuming a massive amount of alcohol. Unbelievably, it worked, leaving the once-wrathful goddess too drunk to be a danger to anybody except Anubis and...well, okay, she's still pretty dangerous. In order to keep her relatively restrained in her destruction, Sekhmet must be kept constantly hammered. For if she ever sobers up, not even the gods know what horrors she could unleash upon the world...although as long as they didn't involve one of her legendarily terrifying sock puppet shows, Anubis would probably be okay with it.
	Ra The Sun King himself, Ra stands heads above the rest of the Egyptian gods. As the wearer of the Hat...OF THE GODS! (the sight of which drives mortals mad) his decisions are unquestionable, even when they result in total chaos. Fortunately, Ra is much better at fixing his mistakes than he is at thinking his actions through in the first place, so everything tends to (mostly) balance back out. On some occasions, however, his solutions can spin out of control into whole new problems of their own, but Ra isn't known for backing out of an elaborate plan once it's in motion...
	Osiris Being chopped into pieces by the God of Darkness usually puts a damper on one's mood, but despite that unpleasant experience, Osiris has kept a cheery outlook on life (or unlife, as the case may be). Reconstructed and reanimated by his wife Isis, Osiris was welcomed with open arms into the Egyptian pantheon by Ra, who decided to crown him King of the Underworld. Considering that the underworld already had a king in Anubis, this might not have been the wisest of moves, but Osiris seems blissfully unaware that he has stepped on anyone's toes. He frequently finds himself as Ra's right hand man, which is more than a little odd, considering Osiris' own right hand seems for all intents and purposes to still be MIA.
	Pan God of shepherds, wild places, pastures and rustic life in general, Pan tends to go wherever his roving hooves take him, preferring not to be tied down to any one place. Although a consummate ladies' man, he also considers himself quite the gent, and always treats the girls with respect. His likes include western attire, line dancing, and country music. Despite all the rumors, he has requested that we remind everyone that he is most assuredly NOT DEAD.